LENS, France: Every week, a few dozen visitors step off the train in Lens, a former coal-mining town about 200 kilometers north of Paris, and walk to the Louvre expecting to see the Mona Lisa.
They are at the Louvre-Lens. The Mona Lisa is in Paris. What they find instead, at the end of the main gallery, is a four-meter festival giant in a pale blue dress, wearing a wicker basket for a hat and looking at them as if they are late.
Staff say most visitors go through the same stages. They stand in front of her for a long moment, then check their booking confirmation, then check it again. Some ask whether she is mid-restoration. A man from Phoenix asked whether the Mona Lisa had always been this tall.
Rather than turn people away, the museum has quietly leaned in. She got a velvet rope last year, then a second rope, and this spring a sheet of protective glass, installed after staff noticed visitors photographing her over each other’s heads exactly the way they do in Paris. On busy days the crowd in front of her is three deep.
Last month, a curator from the Paris Louvre came up to see what the fuss was about. She stayed forty minutes and left without commenting.
Admirers of the original often say the Mona Lisa’s eyes follow you around the room. Visitors to Lens report the same thing, with one difference. The Mona Lisa seems to know a secret. The giant, according to several visitors, seems to know theirs, and one secret in particular.
A woman from Lyon who arrived by mistake in 2023 has since come back four times. She still has not been to Paris, and says that at this point it would feel like cheating.
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